no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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