She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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