just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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