and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Sober January is a disaster.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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