I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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