Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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