apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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