Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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