It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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