i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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