Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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