doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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