she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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