Jerry, you need to find god
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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