im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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