That's intense
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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