real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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