Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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