the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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