No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
the raccoons are back...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
