Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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