he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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