she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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