Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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