i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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