Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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