How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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