Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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