Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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