Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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