So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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