There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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