Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
