Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We had sex on a dog bed..
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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