was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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