its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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