The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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