Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
