he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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