never play flip cup with pint glasses
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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