my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
