i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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