She is in my trunk
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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