The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
