I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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