If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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