she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
