there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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