Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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