Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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