your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
