Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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