The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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