what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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